http://poke.blogfa.com/ سایتی برای جک و صفا برای send 2all fa blogfa.com Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:57:58 GMT http://poke.blogfa.com/post-14.aspx &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/salam.gif">&nbsp;<FONT face="times new roman, times, serif" size=5>بر عزیزم</FONT></P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/33333.jpg"></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/george%2520bush12.gif"></P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/7_8408240266_L600.jpg" width=274></P> <P><IMG height=527 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/george%2520bush17.jpg" width=737></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/george%2520bush15.jpg"></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG height=503 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/george%2520bush5.jpg" width=507></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/george%2520bush6.jpg"></P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/george%2520bush7.jpg" width=329></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/ghalibaf-zi-1.jpg" width=275></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG height=595 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/ghalibaf-zi-2.jpg" width=387></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/iran-flag.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/iran-flag.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/iran-flag.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/iran-flag.gif"></P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif"></P> <P>میلاد <A href="mailto:daisy_petunia_2001@yahoo.com"><FONT color=#800000>daisy_petunia_2001@yahoo.com</FONT></A></P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/tpl_love_banner.gif"></P> Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:57:58 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=poke&postid=14 poke http://poke.blogfa.com/post-14.aspx http://poke.blogfa.com/post-13.aspx &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/salam.gif"></P> <P><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif" size=5>سلام بر شما عزيزم<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/01.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/04.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/11.gif" width=18></FONT></P> <P><IMG height=598 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/000.jpg" width=648></P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/54.jpg" width=564></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG height=654 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/333.jpg" width=468></P> <P><IMG height=685 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/364.jpg" width=540></P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/654+64.jpg" width=682></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/999.jpg" width=599></P> <P><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif"></FONT>&nbsp;</P> <P><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">میلاد امیدوارم خوشتان آمده باشد...!!!&nbsp; ((در ضمن با کیفیت برای بگراند))</FONT></P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/tpl_love_banner.gif"></P> <P><A href="mailto:daisy_petunia_2001@yahoo.com"><FONT color=#800000>daisy_petunia_2001@yahoo.com</FONT></A></P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/11_9_1.gif"></P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/65+4+894.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/65+4+894.gif"></P> Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:33:59 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=poke&postid=13 poke http://poke.blogfa.com/post-13.aspx http://poke.blogfa.com/post-12.aspx <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/salam.gif"></DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0 align=center>رشتيه عروسي مي‌كنه، شب اول با خانوم ميرن تو حجله. فردا رفقا ازش مي‌پرسن، خوب چطور بود؟ </DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>حال داد؟! ميگه:‌ اَووو! نخير، كار يه شب و دو شب و يه نفر دو نفر نيست.!</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0> <DIV class=medtahoma0>رشتيه به زنش ميگه: خانم جان دوست داشتي مرد بودي؟ زنه ميگه: نه، دوست داشتم تومرد بودي<BR></DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0> <TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellPadding=4 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top><A href="http://www.taraneha.com/news/news_detail.asp?id=418"></A></TD></TR> <TR> <TD width="100%"> <DIV class=medtahoma0>رشتيه رفت كه زنشو بيمه عمر كني.يارو ازش پرسيد جناب چه بيمه اي بنويسم؟رشتيه گفت:بيمه شخص ثالث بنويس!!چون رفتو آمدش زياده</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV></DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>رشتيه بچه‌دار ميشه، ملت ميان بهش تبريک ميگن. رشتيه ميگه: من چيکاره بيدم؟</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0> <DIV class=medtahoma0>رشيه زن ميگيره، فرداي روز ازدواجش رفقاش ميان پيشش ميگن: خوب تعريف كن ببينيم، چطور بود؟ رشتيه ميگه: والله جاي همتون خـــيــــلي خالي بود</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>رشتيه مياد خونه ميبينه داداشش رو كار خانومشه !! داداشش رو صدا ميكنه شتلق ميزنه زير گوش داداشش !! ميگه اينو زدم دفعه بعد سيگار نكشي</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0> <DIV class=medtahoma0>يكروز يه رشتيه ميره ژاپن زنش براش پول مي فرسته</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0> <DIV class=medtahoma0>رشتيه ميخواسته بره آمريكا يكي بهش ميگه آخه تو كه زبون بلد نيستي ميگه ميخوام برم شمال آمريكار</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0> <DIV class=medtahoma0>رشتيه وسط خيابون گوش پسرش رو گرفته بوده، داشته دخترش رو بدجوري مي‌كرده! ملت جمع ميشن ميگن:‌ بابا چي كار ميكني؟! زشته، واسه چي داري دخترت رو ميكني؟! يارو ميگه:‌ پسري كه درس نخونه بايد خوارشو گاييد!!!</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0> <DIV class=medtahoma0>رشتيه ،تركه ، با فارسه قرار ميزارن گلف بازي كنن فارسه ميگه: زمينش از من تركه ميگه: چوبشم از من رشتيه داد ميزنه كه : من بازي نميكنم بازم سوراخش افتاد به من!!!</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/65+4+894.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/65+4+894.gif"></DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif"></DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;<IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/87878.bmp"></DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>با تشکر میلاد <A href="mailto:daisy_petunia_2001@yahoo.com">daisy_petunia_2001@yahoo.com</A> </DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV> Thu, 01 Dec 2005 22:59:59 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=poke&postid=12 poke http://poke.blogfa.com/post-12.aspx http://poke.blogfa.com/post-11.aspx &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/salam.gif"> <P></P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/hsiyw8.jpg" width=236></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/hsiyyu.jpg" width=241></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/hsiz3m.jpg" width=300></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/hsiz3n.jpg" width=305></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif">&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/pandytumble.gif"></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P>با تشكر ميلاد&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <A href="mailto:daisy_petunia_2001@yahoo.com">daisy_petunia_2001@yahoo.com</A> </P> <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/cart010.gif"><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/cart010.gif"></P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/tpl_love_banner.gif"></P> Thu, 01 Dec 2005 20:22:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=poke&postid=11 poke http://poke.blogfa.com/post-11.aspx http://poke.blogfa.com/post-10.aspx <IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/salam.gif">&nbsp;<FONT face="times new roman, times, serif" size=5>عزيزان</FONT></P> <P><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif" size=5>اميدوارم&nbsp; لذت برده باشيد </FONT></P> <P><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif" size=5>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; نظر بدهيد و بگوييد از چه موضوعي خوشتان مي آيد كه من او را در وب لاگ بگذارم.</FONT></P> <P align=left><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif" size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; با تشكر میلاد</FONT></P> <P align=center><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/small_smileybouncing.gif"></P> <P align=center><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/tpl_love_banner.gif"></P> <P align=right>&nbsp;</P> Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:39:30 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=poke&postid=10 poke http://poke.blogfa.com/post-10.aspx http://poke.blogfa.com/post-8.aspx <P align=center>&nbsp;</P> <P align=center><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/salam.gif"></P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/141133118974438a05fe89fba.jpg"></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/441133118224438a0310396b2.jpg" width=394></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/531133118413438a03cd7402e.jpg"></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/181133118558438a045e9ff54.jpg"></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/1010.jpg"></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/cart010.gif"></P> <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; میلاد<IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/tpl_love_banner.gif"></P> Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:21:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=poke&postid=8 poke http://poke.blogfa.com/post-8.aspx http://poke.blogfa.com/post-7.aspx <P align=center>&nbsp;</P> <P align=center><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/salam.gif"></P> <P align=center>&nbsp;</P> <P align=right><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/Morgh2.jpg"></P> <P align=right>&nbsp;</P> <P align=right><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/Morgh3.jpg"></P> <P align=right>&nbsp;</P> <P align=right><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/Morgh4.jpg"></P> <P align=right>&nbsp;</P> <P align=right><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/Morgh5.jpg"></P> <P align=right>&nbsp;</P> <P align=right><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/Morgh6.jpg"></P> <P align=right><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/Morgh7.jpg"></P> <P align=right><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/Morgh8.jpg"></P> <P align=right>&nbsp;</P> <P align=right>میلاد<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/18.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/14.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/11.gif" width=18></P> <P align=right><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/tpl_love_banner.gif"></P> Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:11:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=poke&postid=7 poke http://poke.blogfa.com/post-7.aspx http://poke.blogfa.com/post-6.aspx <IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/uZoo103.jpg" width=302> <P></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/uZoo112.jpg" width=292></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P>&nbsp;</P> Tue, 29 Nov 2005 20:58:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=poke&postid=6 poke http://poke.blogfa.com/post-6.aspx http://poke.blogfa.com/post-5.aspx <IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/uZoo23.jpg" width=266> <P></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG height=423 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/uZoo24.jpg" width=233></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/tpl_love_banner.gif"></P> Tue, 29 Nov 2005 20:55:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=poke&postid=5 poke http://poke.blogfa.com/post-5.aspx http://poke.blogfa.com/post-4.aspx <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0 align=center><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/10.gif" width=18>((جک های عربی))<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/03.gif" width=18></DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0 align=center>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>آرنولد ميره آبادان، همون شب اول آبادانيه تو خيابون بهش گير ميده كه: ولك تورو جون بوات.. تو رو&nbsp;&nbsp; جون&nbsp;&nbsp;ننت، فردا ما رو تو خيابون ديدي بهم سلام كن! خلاصه اونقدر خايه‌مالي ميكنه، تا آخر آرنولد قبول ميكنه. فرداش آبادانيه داشته با دو سه تا از رفيقاش تو خيابون كس‌چرخ ميزده، يهو ارنولد مياد ميگه: سلام عبود! آبادانيه ميگه: اَاه‌ه‌ ... باز اين سيريش اومد</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0> <DIV class=medtahoma0>عربه با دو تا خيار در دست ميره توي يك بقالي، ميگه:حاج آقا خيارشور داري؟ بقاله ميگه: بله. عربه ميگه: پس ولك بي زحمت اين دوتا رو هم بشور</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>عربه ميخواسته بره دوبي، موقع تفتيش تو فرودگاه دست مامور گمرگ ميخوره به كيرش. يارو اهل بخيه بوده فكر ميكنه عربه داره دلار خارج ميكنه، ميگه بگذار يوخده تيغش بزنيم. يك چشمك به عربه ميزنه، ميگه: حاج آقا، عرضه؟! عربه ميگه: نه ولك، طوله</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>يه بار تو آبادان مسابقه تقليد صداي داريوش برگزار ميشه، داريوش مياد چهارم ميشه</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0> <DIV class=medtahoma0>رشتيه،تركه ، عربه ميرن لب دريا ميشينن و شومبولاشونو ميندازن تو آب تركه ميگه : چه آب خونكيه رشتيه ميگه : اووو چقدرم ماهي داره عربه ميگه : ها وولك كفشم نفت خيزه</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0> <DIV class=medtahoma0>عربه ميخواسته بره سوار هواپيما بشه بسيجيه شروع ميكنه به بازرسي بدني و وقتي ميرسه به ساق پاي عربه ميبينه يه چيز مشكوك زير شلوار عربه هست ميپرسه : كلاشه عربه ميگه : نه وولك كلّشه</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;عربه پاهاش پرانتزي بوده،‌ بهش ميگن چرا اين جوريه؟ ميگه حتماً موضوع مهمي بِينشه</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/tpl_love_banner.gif"></DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/chickens.jpg"></DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=medtahoma0>&nbsp;</DIV></DIV></DIV> Tue, 29 Nov 2005 20:43:49 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=poke&postid=4 poke http://poke.blogfa.com/post-4.aspx